Immunity Challenge #1: The Test

[Lex Van Der Berghe]

Good luck to all

[Ozzy Lusth]

Oct 22, 2010 18:07:28 GMT -5 Eliza Orlins said:

So many pictures >.<

Agreed!

[Eliza Orlins]

The amount of pictures is too big for something buff sized, it makes me want to slit someones wrists....

[Yau-Man Chan]

I better get to work!

[Stephen Fishback]

Well 2001 posts later, I'm confident that I won't be going home. I would love to keep posting just to make sure, but I got the ACT tomorrow morning, I gotta get some sleep.

[Amanda Kimmel]

Just finished my story <3

[Christa Hastie]

Bleh, can't believe I posted so many times...

[Yau-Man Chan]

Oct 23, 2010 0:40:23 GMT -5 Amanda Kimmel said:

Just finished my story <3

What she said!

[jonathan]

Oct 23, 2010 0:54:56 GMT -5 Yau-Man Chan said:

Oct 23, 2010 0:40:23 GMT -5 Amanda Kimmel said:

Just finished my story <3

What she said!

What he said she said.

[Eliza Orlins]

My Buff fails >.<

[Sandra Diaz-Twine]

Good luck!

[Host Colby Donaldson]

I have the results !

Let's start from the people who did the story writing challenge !

STORY WRITING

Amanda

So there was this girl named Candice and she was living in a post-apocalyptic society after the fiendish, rabid zombies took over Seattle. Her boyfriend, Colby and his sister Ashley also remained the few survivors of their population. One night, they were walking down a long, narrow street, facing a huge titty bar. Ashley smiled, “The good old days. Back when I had boobs, I was given tips beyond nobody’s business.”

Colby shrugged his shoulders, “Ash, you’ve been a U-cup since you were in 7th grade, even dad looked at you.” he said while Ashley rolled her eyes.

“You’re just jealous that you weren’t given tits at birth, Colby.” She said walking ahead of the two others with her gun cocked and ready to shoot until… “Oh! A penny.” While Ashley bent down to get the penny, the zombie Nate came running towards her, screaming the words:

“EASY ACCESS” running full into Ashley, who was still attempting to pick up the penny. Candice whipped out her gun and shot Nate in the head. His brains were all over the place, some landed on Colby, some in Ashley’s hair and the rest of the cold pavement.

“Oh to the Em to the Gee, there are brains in my hair!” Ashley screamed, flipping her hair forward, backwards, side to side. Another zombie viewed this from the top of the Seattle Space Needle. His name was Tom, so eager to eat the three survivors down below; his piercing, ruby eyes watching closely, viewing his next meal.

Jonathan

Jeff Narrating: Previously on, Survivor: Season 146, the all-stars returned to play the game again….yep…they still want attention. This time we are in the beautiful locale of….New Jersey! Due to being…tired of being invited back to do this crap, only 6 returned. Russell Hantz was voted out first cause…well, why would anyone let him do that same old crap again?

*Candice is shown putting holding up a vote with Russell’s name, and giving the middle finger*

Jeff Narrating: Anyway, so uhh….something like 5 people remain I think. Who will be voted out tonight? I…really don’t care anymore…

*Transition to a crowded beach. Colby, Tom, and Nate are sitting in the shelter talking. Random people are sitting on the beach, soaking in the sun rays, and playing volleyball*

Nate: Wow, they…really just can’t afford anything good here anymore, can they? I mean…this is the fortieth season in a row we’ve been in the United States…like, no country will have us anymore?

Colby: Well, what do you expect? Every TV show gets old at a point. Before we used to go to a country and offer them a little bit of money to destroy their land, and interrupt the lives of their locals to make them build challenges for us, and at the end of it all, they finally realized they were getting the raw end of the deal.

Nate: Yeah…I don’t know why Panama fell for that crap so many times.

Colby: Yeah. Sucks we have to do it here at the jersey shore. So should we talk about the vote?

Nate: Yeah alright. (Nate looks at Tom) Tom, why are you so damn quiet?

*Tom stares blankly*

Colby: Tom’s really old now, Nate. He can’t really…speak. But he’ll do what we say, right Tom?

*Tom nods*

Colby: Okay, so I guess Ashley or Candice…Uhhh. Candice?

Nate: You know, I truly don’t even care anymore.

Colby: No one does, alright, let’s make it her.

*Jeff Probst walks over with a cane, and a handheld camera*

Jeff: Alright let’s do this. Uhhh. 2 plus 2.

Colby: 5!

Nate: 4!

*Jeff hands Nate immunity*

Jeff: Colby…like…you really suck now. You REALLY just go downhill each seasons.

*Colby nods. *

Jeff: Alright, well that’s enough of that. Where are these girls anyway?

Nate: Candice and Ashley are playing volleyball with the locals.

Jeff: (Yelling) HEY BLONDIES! GET THE HELL BACK HERE

*Candice and Ashley walk over*

Ashley: (yelling back to some guys by a volleyball net) Don’t worry Chad, we’ll be back in a sec! Just gotta do this stuff!)

Jeff: Alright everyone, it’s time for tribal council.

*Everyone looks at Jeff*

Colby: Where do we go?

Jeff: Uhh…we couldn’t really afford a ‘set’ persay…so…uh. Just sit on the ground, please.

*Everyone sits on the ground*

Jeff: Alrighty then, good stuff. Uhh…I would ask you questions but you know

*Points at watch*

Jeff: Anywho…just write down a name, and just..give me the vote.

*Hands everyone pens, and a post it pad*

Candice: This is really all that you can afford now?

Jeff: YES! Do it.

*Everyone writea a vote, and puts it into Jeffs hand*

*Tom hands Jeff over a small tiki*

Jeff: Ugh, we still have these damn idols. Okay…all votes for Tom are…gonna be ripped up.

*Jeff looks at all the votes*

Jeff: Alright, in a vote of 4 to 1, Candice, you’re out.

*Candice looks at Ashley*

Candice: Really bitch?

Ashley: Sorry, but…ya know…there’s only room for one girl on this island

*A group a women walk in front of the camera with beach equiptment.*

Candice: Alright, well fine then! I’m gonna go take Chad over to the souvenir store then!

Ashley: You wouldn’t dare…

Candice: Oh yes I would…Chad’s gonna get me a souvenir, yes he is. By guys. Do you have to snuff my torch Jeff?

Jeff: What torch?

Candice: Oh right. Okay, bye bitches!

*Candice walks back to the volleyball court*

Ashley: Bitch, stop dressing like you’re young, we all know you’re in your late 40s!

Jeff: Alright, time for you guys to go back to camp!

*Everyone looks around*

Colby: At least the trek is less strenuous than in the outback.

Ashley: Look Jeff, I really gotta go slap a ho, can we just wrap this up here and now? Like…really now.

Jeff: Fine, alright, Nate hand me back immunity.

*Nate hands Jeff back immunity*

Jeff: Okay, well…I’m gonna give this to the first person to say me name.

Ashley: Jeff!

*Jeff tosses Ashley immunity*

Jeff: Alright vote.

*Nate points to Tom when Colby peeks over at him.*

Jeff: Alright, hand then in guys*

*Everyone writes their votes and gives them to Jeff*

Jeff: Alright…

*Tom hands Jeff another idol*

Jeff: WHERE THE HELL ARE YOU GETTING THESE?

*Tom shrugs*

Jeff: Alright…well…2 votes for Tom are void. So in a vote of 2-0, Nate, you’re out.

Nate: Damn this! Oh well…I won like…three times anyway.

Jeff: Yeah…uhhh. Can you just pick someone to give the final immunity to as well, cause…I really don’t have any other games left.

Nate: Sure, uhhh…Ashley again. Maybe I can get some

Ashley: No, that’s…that’s not gonna happen, but thanks.

*Nate walks off and starts playing in the ocean*

Jeff: Alright Ashley. You now have to vote one of these two out. Don’t even…write it, just say it. Let’s get this thing over already.

*Tom hands Jeff and idol*

Jeff: No! You can’t do that at this point…and where the hell did you get three of those?

*Tom shrugs*

Ashley: Alrighty guys! So…after 146 seasons. We’ve all won at least 4 or 5 times.

Colby: I still haven’t.

Ashley: Really? You’ve played like, sixty times. You haven’t won yet?

Colby: No.

Ashley: Even that season that you were the only one who signed up?

Colby: No Ashley, I haven’t, okay.

Ashley: Oh…well…then I guess I’ll vote Tom off cause he’s won before.

Tom: (angry) Well so have you!

Ashley: Touche. I thought you couldn’t talk.

Tom: Touche.

*Jeff escorts a frail and old Tom away from the rest. He then returns to Ashley and Colby.*

Jeff: Alright guys. Here we are again. Congratulations on the final 2. After twenty two minutes, one of you is about to become a millionaire.

*A camera man comes and whispers into Jeff’s ears.*

Jeff: Oh (laughs). Right I forgot. One of you is about to have your plane ride home paid for…given you fly coach.

Colby: Ooo nice.

Ashley: Weren’t we supposed to have a jury?

Jeff: Oh right! Damn. Uhh…okay. I’ll just decide this one then.

Ashley: But that’s not…

Jeff: Shut up! Now. I’ve thought a lot about this vote, and I’ve decided that after all of these seasons, someone just keeps coming back, and coming back, and while they’ve made it to the end, they just can never seem to win. And really, it’s time they do. So with that said.

*Ashley rolls her eyes, and Colby leans in excited*

Jeff: I win the game! Screw you guys!

*Jeff grabs a ticket from a producer, and runs away laughing down the beach. Colby and Ashley sit silently on the sand.*

Ashley: So….you coming back for season 147?

Colby: Yes.

Ashley: That’s sad.

Colby: I know.

*Ashley gets up, and starts walking away*

Ashley: Now where that bitch at, she best not of taken my Chaddy-poo to that souvenir store.

THE END

Yau Man

On Halloween night five survivor friends (Nate, Tom, Candice, Colby and Ashley) decided to go to Tom’s old cabin. Unbeknownst to them they had company awaiting them but it wasn’t your typical “Halloween” company. For one night only THE FURNITURE CAME ALIVE (literally).

The first sign of this was when Tom went to open the door, it opened itself. Since it a was windy night they thought the “wind” opened the door. They couldn’t have been more wrong.

Nate had to use the restroom (BAD) so he went on his merry way while the others made themselves comfortable (for now). There were 3 restrooms in the cabin, one in each floor. Nate went to both restrooms but something weird happened, the toilet seat slammed down and refused to open. This happened in both bathrooms, keep in mind that there are 3 restrooms in this cabin, Nate REALLY had to go so went to the third floor bathroom where he finally got to release something’s.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=9AFs8SYqNZA


After about 5 minutes, the most random thing happened! A table (an INSANE table at that) came flying through the roof. Nate let out the funniest scream EVER!

www.youtube.com/watch?v=00ihdo8_KRM&feature=related

Lmao!

After collecting his thoughts, Nate bolted downstairs. The rest were wondering what took him so long, he blurted out

“THE FURNITURE IS ALIVE! I was upstairs using the bathroom and a table, you know those little living room tables where you lie magazines down? Remotes? Well one of those came flying through the roof!”

The gang in unison said - “WHAT?”

Nate - “No bullshit guys, a freaking table came through the roof and winked at me!”

*Everyone started laughing*

Tom - “That’s a good one Nate”

Candice - “The furniture is alive ooooooh spooky”

Ashley - “My brush winked at me earlier guys”

*Everyone BUT Nate laughed*

Nate - You know you can go upstairs? The freaking table CAME FLYING THROUGH THE ROOF! Go see!

Colby - We totally will but for now? Let’s Eat!

Candice - Amen to that

Nate - Are you freaking kidding me?

Colby - No! While you were “handling your business” we got us some pizza.

Nate - How? We are in the woods, what pizza delivery guy would come out here?

Colby - Are you stupid? Who said we ordered anything? There was frozen pizza in the freezer ya big dummy!

Nate - I knew that

Colby - Riiiiiiiiight

Nate - I did! Wait wait, why are we talking about pizza? There’s some crazy shit going down, let’s go!

Ashley - Ugh Nate! Would you shut the fuck up already? Sit down and EAT!

Nate - Dude I can’t, I’m leaving.

Tom - Alright Nate, here’s the deal. You sit and eat with us and we’ll leave afterwards, promise.

Nate - Fine

Colby - Hallelujah lets get our grub on

Nate - Dude, you didn’t just say that!

Colby - What? A brotha’s got to eat

*Candice snickers*

Colby - My bad, I’m just messing with you.
Ashley - Hey Nate, can you um pass me the napkins? Or do you think I should ask them to come to me?

Tom - Hahanaha

Nate - That’s not funny

Tom - yes it was now lighten up dude, it’s Halloween! Creepy shit happens all the time, relax!

Nate - Fine

The windows opened but this time it was actually the wind lmao.

Colby - Relax, it’s just the wind dude, I’ll close it.

Ashley - You know what this reminds me of?

Nate - What?

Ashley - Day O

Colby - Day O

Tom - Daylight come

Candice - And me wan’ go home?

*They all got up and started performing the song from Beetle juice*

www.youtube.com/watch?v=DLOUqizemI0&feature=related

As they were performing, crazy glue squirted itself on all 5 chairs. Once they finished singing, they sat down and felt the glue as they sat down, all of them realized that they were stuck!

Ashley - Tom, what the hell is going on? Why are stuck?

Nate - I told you there was some weird shit happening! I told you!

Candice - I think I’m going to throw up

Colby - This is some Supernatural bullshit

Ashley - HOW DO WE GET OUT?

Tom - Guys, just relax! There has to be some reasonable explanation for this

Nate - Yea there is! THE FURNITURE IS ALIVE!!!!!!!

The chairs started raising from the ground

Ashley - OMG WHAT THE HELL IS THIS?

Candice - I’m going to barf, omg can’t hold it! www.youtube.com/watch?v=W-emQAsGMeQ

The chairs started spinning (kind of like this ride)
www.youtube.com/watch?v=IogScYlNCXw&feature=related


Nate - I’m getting dizzy!!

Tom - Noooooo!

Candice - make it stop please!

Ashley *sobbing*

Colby - STOP IT!!

The water faucet turned on, the lights started flicking on and off, dishes were flting everywhere, the crazy table came rolling down the stairs, the doors opened and closed repeatedly.

The television turned on and it turned to Larry King Live in which he uttered the words

“Happy Halloween”

Immediately after the TV turned off (as did the lights!) permanently!

www.youtube.com/watch?v=MLlI6LzMXeo&feature=related

~THE END~

Natalie
didn't participate

Marty
didn't participate

So as you can see, Natalie and Marty didn't even participate in the challenge.

Which means, Natalie and Marty It's time for you to go !

[Host Colby Donaldson]

BUFF MAKING

Lex



Eliza



Ozzy



Sandra



Taj

didn't participate

Again, someone didn't participate in the challenge ! Taj, it's time for you to go !

[Eliza Orlins]

Sandra , Your buff was HOT.

[Sandra Diaz-Twine]

Thanks Eliza!