Post by Amanda Kimmel on Oct 23, 2010 0:25:12 GMT -5
ITS REALLY BAD BUT IM HUNG OVER AND TIRED LOL <3
So there was this girl named Candice and she was living in a post-apocalyptic society after the fiendish, rabid zombies took over Seattle. Her boyfriend, Colby and his sister Ashley also remained the few survivors of their population. One night, they were walking down a long, narrow street, facing a huge titty bar. Ashley smiled, “The good old days. Back when I had boobs, I was given tips beyond nobody’s business.”
Colby shrugged his shoulders, “Ash, you’ve been a U-cup since you were in 7th grade, even dad looked at you.” he said while Ashley rolled her eyes.
“You’re just jealous that you weren’t given tits at birth, Colby.” She said walking ahead of the two others with her gun cocked and ready to shoot until… “Oh! A penny.” While Ashley bent down to get the penny, the zombie Nate came running towards her, screaming the words:
“EASY ACCESS” running full into Ashley, who was still attempting to pick up the penny. Candice whipped out her gun and shot Nate in the head. His brains were all over the place, some landed on Colby, some in Ashley’s hair and the rest of the cold pavement.
“Oh to the Em to the Gee, there are brains in my hair!” Ashley screamed, flipping her hair forward, backwards, side to side. Another zombie viewed this from the top of the Seattle Space Needle. His name was Tom, so eager to eat the three survivors down below; his piercing, ruby eyes watching closely, viewing his next meal.
So there was this girl named Candice and she was living in a post-apocalyptic society after the fiendish, rabid zombies took over Seattle. Her boyfriend, Colby and his sister Ashley also remained the few survivors of their population. One night, they were walking down a long, narrow street, facing a huge titty bar. Ashley smiled, “The good old days. Back when I had boobs, I was given tips beyond nobody’s business.”
Colby shrugged his shoulders, “Ash, you’ve been a U-cup since you were in 7th grade, even dad looked at you.” he said while Ashley rolled her eyes.
“You’re just jealous that you weren’t given tits at birth, Colby.” She said walking ahead of the two others with her gun cocked and ready to shoot until… “Oh! A penny.” While Ashley bent down to get the penny, the zombie Nate came running towards her, screaming the words:
“EASY ACCESS” running full into Ashley, who was still attempting to pick up the penny. Candice whipped out her gun and shot Nate in the head. His brains were all over the place, some landed on Colby, some in Ashley’s hair and the rest of the cold pavement.
“Oh to the Em to the Gee, there are brains in my hair!” Ashley screamed, flipping her hair forward, backwards, side to side. Another zombie viewed this from the top of the Seattle Space Needle. His name was Tom, so eager to eat the three survivors down below; his piercing, ruby eyes watching closely, viewing his next meal.