Post by Yau-Man Chan on Oct 23, 2010 0:38:42 GMT -5
I’m going to try and make it spooky (with some humor) in light of Halloween ;D
On Halloween night five survivor friends (Nate, Tom, Candice, Colby and Ashley) decided to go to Tom’s old cabin. Unbeknownst to them they had company awaiting them but it wasn’t your typical “Halloween” company. For one night only THE FURNITURE CAME ALIVE (literally).
The first sign of this was when Tom went to open the door, it opened itself. Since it a was windy night they thought the “wind” opened the door. They couldn’t have been more wrong.
Nate had to use the restroom (BAD) so he went on his merry way while the others made themselves comfortable (for now). There were 3 restrooms in the cabin, one in each floor. Nate went to both restrooms but something weird happened, the toilet seat slammed down and refused to open. This happened in both bathrooms, keep in mind that there are 3 restrooms in this cabin, Nate REALLY had to go so went to the third floor bathroom where he finally got to release something’s.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=9AFs8SYqNZA
After about 5 minutes, the most random thing happened! A table (an INSANE table at that) came flying through the roof. Nate let out the funniest scream EVER!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=00ihdo8_KRM&feature=related
Lmao!
After collecting his thoughts, Nate bolted downstairs. The rest were wondering what took him so long, he blurted out
“THE FURNITURE IS ALIVE! I was upstairs using the bathroom and a table, you know those little living room tables where you lie magazines down? Remotes? Well one of those came flying through the roof!”
The gang in unison said - “WHAT?”
Nate - “No bullshit guys, a freaking table came through the roof and winked at me!”
*Everyone started laughing*
Tom - “That’s a good one Nate”
Candice - “The furniture is alive ooooooh spooky”
Ashley - “My brush winked at me earlier guys”
*Everyone BUT Nate laughed*
Nate - You know you can go upstairs? The freaking table CAME FLYING THROUGH THE ROOF! Go see!
Colby - We totally will but for now? Let’s Eat!
Candice - Amen to that
Nate - Are you freaking kidding me?
Colby - No! While you were “handling your business” we got us some pizza.
Nate - How? We are in the woods, what pizza delivery guy would come out here?
Colby - Are you stupid? Who said we ordered anything? There was frozen pizza in the freezer ya big dummy!
Nate - I knew that
Colby - Riiiiiiiiight
Nate - I did! Wait wait, why are we talking about pizza? There’s some crazy shit going down, let’s go!
Ashley - Ugh Nate! Would you shut the fuck up already? Sit down and EAT!
Nate - Dude I can’t, I’m leaving.
Tom - Alright Nate, here’s the deal. You sit and eat with us and we’ll leave afterwards, promise.
Nate - Fine
Colby - Hallelujah lets get our grub on
Nate - Dude, you didn’t just say that!
Colby - What? A brotha’s got to eat
*Candice snickers*
Colby - My bad, I’m just messing with you.
Ashley - Hey Nate, can you um pass me the napkins? Or do you think I should ask them to come to me?
Tom - Hahanaha
Nate - That’s not funny
Tom - yes it was now lighten up dude, it’s Halloween! Creepy shit happens all the time, relax!
Nate - Fine
The windows opened but this time it was actually the wind lmao.
Colby - Relax, it’s just the wind dude, I’ll close it.
Ashley - You know what this reminds me of?
Nate - What?
Ashley - Day O
Colby - Day O
Tom - Daylight come
Candice - And me wan’ go home?
*They all got up and started performing the song from Beetle juice*
www.youtube.com/watch?v=DLOUqizemI0&feature=related
As they were performing, crazy glue squirted itself on all 5 chairs. Once they finished singing, they sat down and felt the glue as they sat down, all of them realized that they were stuck!
Ashley - Tom, what the hell is going on? Why are stuck?
Nate - I told you there was some weird shit happening! I told you!
Candice - I think I’m going to throw up
Colby - This is some Supernatural bullshit
Ashley - HOW DO WE GET OUT?
Tom - Guys, just relax! There has to be some reasonable explanation for this
Nate - Yea there is! THE FURNITURE IS ALIVE!!!!!!!
The chairs started raising from the ground
Ashley - OMG WHAT THE HELL IS THIS?
Candice - I’m going to barf, omg can’t hold it! www.youtube.com/watch?v=W-emQAsGMeQ
The chairs started spinning (kind of like this ride)
www.youtube.com/watch?v=IogScYlNCXw&feature=related
Nate - I’m getting dizzy!!
Tom - Noooooo!
Candice - make it stop please!
Ashley *sobbing*
Colby - STOP IT!!
The water faucet turned on, the lights started flicking on and off, dishes were flting everywhere, the crazy table came rolling down the stairs, the doors opened and closed repeatedly.
The television turned on and it turned to Larry King Live in which he uttered the words
“Happy Halloween”
Immediately after the TV turned off (as did the lights!) permanently!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=MLlI6LzMXeo&feature=related
~THE END~
I hope I survive this elimination
On Halloween night five survivor friends (Nate, Tom, Candice, Colby and Ashley) decided to go to Tom’s old cabin. Unbeknownst to them they had company awaiting them but it wasn’t your typical “Halloween” company. For one night only THE FURNITURE CAME ALIVE (literally).
The first sign of this was when Tom went to open the door, it opened itself. Since it a was windy night they thought the “wind” opened the door. They couldn’t have been more wrong.
Nate had to use the restroom (BAD) so he went on his merry way while the others made themselves comfortable (for now). There were 3 restrooms in the cabin, one in each floor. Nate went to both restrooms but something weird happened, the toilet seat slammed down and refused to open. This happened in both bathrooms, keep in mind that there are 3 restrooms in this cabin, Nate REALLY had to go so went to the third floor bathroom where he finally got to release something’s.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=9AFs8SYqNZA
After about 5 minutes, the most random thing happened! A table (an INSANE table at that) came flying through the roof. Nate let out the funniest scream EVER!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=00ihdo8_KRM&feature=related
Lmao!
After collecting his thoughts, Nate bolted downstairs. The rest were wondering what took him so long, he blurted out
“THE FURNITURE IS ALIVE! I was upstairs using the bathroom and a table, you know those little living room tables where you lie magazines down? Remotes? Well one of those came flying through the roof!”
The gang in unison said - “WHAT?”
Nate - “No bullshit guys, a freaking table came through the roof and winked at me!”
*Everyone started laughing*
Tom - “That’s a good one Nate”
Candice - “The furniture is alive ooooooh spooky”
Ashley - “My brush winked at me earlier guys”
*Everyone BUT Nate laughed*
Nate - You know you can go upstairs? The freaking table CAME FLYING THROUGH THE ROOF! Go see!
Colby - We totally will but for now? Let’s Eat!
Candice - Amen to that
Nate - Are you freaking kidding me?
Colby - No! While you were “handling your business” we got us some pizza.
Nate - How? We are in the woods, what pizza delivery guy would come out here?
Colby - Are you stupid? Who said we ordered anything? There was frozen pizza in the freezer ya big dummy!
Nate - I knew that
Colby - Riiiiiiiiight
Nate - I did! Wait wait, why are we talking about pizza? There’s some crazy shit going down, let’s go!
Ashley - Ugh Nate! Would you shut the fuck up already? Sit down and EAT!
Nate - Dude I can’t, I’m leaving.
Tom - Alright Nate, here’s the deal. You sit and eat with us and we’ll leave afterwards, promise.
Nate - Fine
Colby - Hallelujah lets get our grub on
Nate - Dude, you didn’t just say that!
Colby - What? A brotha’s got to eat
*Candice snickers*
Colby - My bad, I’m just messing with you.
Ashley - Hey Nate, can you um pass me the napkins? Or do you think I should ask them to come to me?
Tom - Hahanaha
Nate - That’s not funny
Tom - yes it was now lighten up dude, it’s Halloween! Creepy shit happens all the time, relax!
Nate - Fine
The windows opened but this time it was actually the wind lmao.
Colby - Relax, it’s just the wind dude, I’ll close it.
Ashley - You know what this reminds me of?
Nate - What?
Ashley - Day O
Colby - Day O
Tom - Daylight come
Candice - And me wan’ go home?
*They all got up and started performing the song from Beetle juice*
www.youtube.com/watch?v=DLOUqizemI0&feature=related
As they were performing, crazy glue squirted itself on all 5 chairs. Once they finished singing, they sat down and felt the glue as they sat down, all of them realized that they were stuck!
Ashley - Tom, what the hell is going on? Why are stuck?
Nate - I told you there was some weird shit happening! I told you!
Candice - I think I’m going to throw up
Colby - This is some Supernatural bullshit
Ashley - HOW DO WE GET OUT?
Tom - Guys, just relax! There has to be some reasonable explanation for this
Nate - Yea there is! THE FURNITURE IS ALIVE!!!!!!!
The chairs started raising from the ground
Ashley - OMG WHAT THE HELL IS THIS?
Candice - I’m going to barf, omg can’t hold it! www.youtube.com/watch?v=W-emQAsGMeQ
The chairs started spinning (kind of like this ride)
www.youtube.com/watch?v=IogScYlNCXw&feature=related
Nate - I’m getting dizzy!!
Tom - Noooooo!
Candice - make it stop please!
Ashley *sobbing*
Colby - STOP IT!!
The water faucet turned on, the lights started flicking on and off, dishes were flting everywhere, the crazy table came rolling down the stairs, the doors opened and closed repeatedly.
The television turned on and it turned to Larry King Live in which he uttered the words
“Happy Halloween”
Immediately after the TV turned off (as did the lights!) permanently!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=MLlI6LzMXeo&feature=related
~THE END~
I hope I survive this elimination